fuckyeahlaughters:

(Source: taitai-808, via msurivong)

pbjsandwitch:

the-deadly-diet:

countfrankula:

depression is like not giving a fuck and anxiety is like giving too many fucks and when you have both it’s like fuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkk

this is the best way I’ve ever heard them described

accurate

(Source: olipsyches, via msurivong)

awesomephilia:

everyday-awkward:

I had a sign in my room that said “laugh” but the ‘L’ and the ‘A’ fell off and now it only says “ugh” and thats just perfect

(via purecharisma)

westbor0baptistchurch:

When you make your friend laugh while drinking something and they almost choke to death

(via purecharisma)

theyellowbrickroad:

when i was 14 i sent a really mean message to this guy because i thought he was cheating on my best friend and it was like “i cant believe you would do that to her you piece of shit you dont deserve her” but it turned out he didnt and it was a big confusion and he was like “what are you talking about” and i panicked and said they were song lyrics

(via byebyenormal)

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

(via bonbrizzle)